Repost: 14 Tips to Maintain Insanity

(Originally posted on 1/30/09: I forgot allll about this! Still one of the funniest things I've ever read! We all need a good laugh & this will give you just that. LOL!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity  

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.
6. Skip Down the Hall Rather Than Walk And See Mow Many Looks You Get.
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.....
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

This continues to be one of the funniest emails I've ever received.....lol. No matter how many times I get it, it still makes me laugh.

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I'm Sick....

So...long time no blog. I want to apologize to you guys for my absence and the video I was supposed to post a couple of weeks back. I have been feeling very sick EVERYDAY ALL DAY. I haven't been feeling like doing anything but sleeping and eating. The good news is that I'm not feeling this way in vain....I'm preggers. :-) So if you ladies have any advice, tips, tricks, for a 1st time preggy woman going into her 7th week please let me know. I need all the help I can get.... Photo from mymajicdc.com

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Rest In Peace Michael Jackson

I know by now you've all heard about the death of one of the world's greatest entertainers-Michael Jackson. :-( The news really hit me last night as I watched some of his videos with my fiance. We were just in awe of his greatness while looking at his amazing "movie videos" that you didn't want to end. :-) We (along with every fan) still can't believe it....

What's important now is what we take from this. He's been criticized and ridiculed for decades and yet he never seemed to have a negative word to say against anyone. In interviews, he was a gentle, soft-spoken man who adored his fans.

I shake my head because I just wish he was shown more appreciation from the media while he was alive.......

R.I.P Michael Jackson, you will be sorely missed!

14 Tips to Maintain Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.
6. Skip Down the Hall Rather Than Walk And See Mow Many Looks You Get.
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.....
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

This continues to be one of the funniest emails I've ever received.....lol. No matter how many times I get it, it still makes me laugh. -K.D. :-)

Happy MLK Day!!!

Let us always remember Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr and everyone else who died in the struggle..... Whether you are spending this day at work or at home always remember everything we had to go through to get to where we are today....on the eve of the inauguration of our first African American president! "Struggle is a never ending process......"- Coretta Scott King

What Are Your Inauguration Plans?

"There's no question that in the next thirty or forty years a Negro can also achieve the same position that my brother has as President of the United States, certainly within that period of time."- Robert F. Kennedy

This has been a very productive and exciting weekend for me. The inauguration of our President-elect BARACK OBAMA is tommorrow and how special is it that it falls right after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

I am fortunate enough to live in the Washington, D.C. area so of course I will be there!!! Yes it will be hectic and crazy, but one of the reasons I want to be there is so when I have children I can show them pictures and proudly say, "I was there." I can't wait to see it!:-)

What are your inauguration plans?